oh ho ho. i overslept again. how wonderful. i had to come up with another lame excuse again. i used "family issues" excuse to get me outta trouble. believe me, you would really wanna continue reading this.
my sister and i went into the DM room to give out letters. the first thing they did was to ask us to empty our bags. so we did, and i guessed they were looking for cigs. which i obviously don't have. and j wong asked if we were boyfriend/girlfriends. i was like wtf, can't you see we look ALIKE. what kind of moron are you? omg. they couldn't find any cigs and they checked my pocket and stuff and asked if i wore shorts underneath. i was like. yeah. i have PE. and then they went. TAKE THEM OUT. I WANT TO CHECK THEM. perverts.
i put cologne in the morning, so of course i have a scent on me. she asked me why i'd spray perfume. i told her i wanted to and she kept quiet. rofl. then she found CLAY, which was gonna be used up soon and i was to lazy to take it out from i don't know, since a month ago? oh w/e. anyway, she ransacked my bag and checked whether i was hiding anything. she swiped my handphone to the back. i was like WTF? c'mon man. it's my phone bitch. don't fuckin' throw it around. and she said. if you don't want it damaged, don't bring it to school. i was just a step more to slapping her. after that, she asked us why we were late for school. i was like. oh. you know. the regular family issues. then she asked us what happened. i said my parents quarrelled and kept us behind. I ACTED SO WELL UNTIL A FEW TEARS FLOWED DOWN ON MY CHEEKS. LOLLER SKATES. damn. i'm so good at lying. we were then sent back to class. what a fun morning. :DDDD
     